me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer
adult person: life gets faster as you get older!
me aged 10: sounds fake but ok
me now:

spending time with you is like floating in the ocean
FUCKING TERRIFYING
THERES SOMETHING BRUSHING UP AGAINST MY LEG AND I WANNA GO HOME
How hard was it to say “pistachio”
you: pistachio
me, an intellectual: That Green Nüt ™